All-Time Great Baseball League Forms
By Spalding Cooper
Hoboken,
NJ- On the heels of the
announcement of a great leap forward in time travel technology, a group of
executives and investors plans to leverage the scientific breakthrough to
launch and parlay it into a new baseball league.
Called the Billy Pilgrim League (BPL), league
officials expect to field 18-60 teams consisting of some of the most famous
ballplayers in history. The announcement took place a few thousand feet away
from Elysian Fields, which many historians believe was the site of the first
officially recorded baseball game.
“It’s an exciting time for all of us
involved. Our lead scouts are already evaluating talent and our front office is
energized.” Lou Michaels, League spokesman stated. “We fully expect to get the
top players in the game. Not just the players of today. The all-time greats.
Players from 1901 to present, chosen from all the major and Negro leagues.”
Michaels acknowledges that obstacles exist,
but says the league will find a way around them.
“Yes, I know you’re skeptical. But we’ve
worked out the time travel issue. It was a thrill to talk to Babe Ruth and
Honus Wagner about the league and to see Ernie Banks eyes light up at the
possibility of playing a doubleheader.”
“There are obvious some kinks to work out. We
haven’t determined the number of teams we will have or where they will call
home, but that’s what makes this so exciting. It’s going to be great to see how
it all plays out.”
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